Watermelon, that is. Oh, it’s such a summer treat! I bought one about a month ago from Walmart, and it was a complete disappointment, so much so that I took it back in a drippery, watery, melony bag. (It was rotten, ok?! I was going to get my money back.)
But the one I bought yesterday, oh my, it is good. I cut an entire half slice, sprinkled it with a touch of salt and ate it as I leaned over the kitchen sink, slurping loudly, juice running down my chin. It was kind of like trying to bite and chew water coming from a fountain. Mmmmmmmm…I died.