Watermelon, that is.  Oh, it’s such a summer treat!  I bought one about a month ago from Walmart, and it was a complete disappointment, so much so that I took it back in a drippery, watery, melony bag.  (It was rotten, ok?!  I was going to get my money back.)

But the one I bought yesterday, oh my, it is good.  I cut an entire half slice, sprinkled it with a touch of salt and ate it as I leaned over the kitchen sink, slurping loudly, juice running down my chin.  It was kind of like trying to bite and chew water coming from a fountain.  Mmmmmmmm…I died.